With that said, what do you think happens when pun and cheese get together, or cheese melts with a pun? You get a burst of jokes that are range from good to ‘grate’. If you love cheese and good jokes, then these cheese puns are for you. Read through these 170 puns on cheese and have a good laugh.
Cheese Puns
(I am fond of you. Fondue is a dip made of a mixture of cheeses.) Tell them, “Brie mine.” (Be mine. Brie is a soft, white dessert cheese.) I’m cheddar off without you. (I’m better off without you. Cheddar is a popular type of cheese with a mild to sharp flavor and can be natural white to pumpkin orange in color.) (You gotta have a brilliant birthday pal. I wish you the best in life. Gouda is a semi-hard cheese with a smooth flavor. It comes in a distinct red rind.) Cheese the day and always brie you. Take life cheesy. You gouda take the good with the bad. (Seize the day and always be you. Take life easy. You got to take the good with the bad.) Because he was mature for his age. (An aged cheese is left to cure for a certain time interval to enrich the taste and add flavor to it.) Praise Cheeses. (Praise Jesus.) (Why don’t you retort back? I’d be fed up if I were you but you’re so easy-going. The liquid strained out after curdling cheese is called whey, while feta is a tangy and crumbly cheese made primarily from goat’s milk.) (What did Elsa sing in Frozen? Let it go. Mozzarella is a type of cheese made by stretching and pulling into strands and melts well.) Yes, I heard it’s full of de-brie there. (Yes, I heard it’s full of debris there.) You look mozarr-hella grate. (You look hella great.) (There’s nothing that could get better than this.) (Make America Great Again, said Mr.President.) (Do you believe in ghosts?) Fifty Shades of Gruyere. (Fifty Shades of Grey. Gruyere is a type of Swiss cheese known for its fruity, nutty, and earthy flavors.) (This is a grey area, isn’t it?) (We could never be better than you, My Lord.) Because his mother did not give him parmesan for a sleepover. (Because his mother did not give him permission for a sleepover. Parmesan is a hard cheese with a gritty texture.) They’re too sharp for it. (Cheddar cheese is cured cheese, known for its sharp and acidic mouth-feel.) It’s well-cultured. I’m sorry you’re feeling blue, but ricotta gets out of this. (I’m sorry you’re feeling blue, but you gotta get out of this. Ricotta is a firm and smooth cheese with a light flavor.) To use in queso emergency. (To use in case of emergency.) Coz’ the butter told everyone that he was butter than cheese. (better than cheese) Because it’s hole-y. (Because it’s holy.) (You gotta shed a few pounds as you’ve started an all-cheese diet now.) Cheddar as he feels he’s cheddar than others. (Cheddar as he feels he’s better than others.) To brie or not to brie, but gouda be the best. (To be or not to be, but gotta be the best.) Nevermind, it was no gouda. (Nevermind, it was no good.) The plot had too many holes. I think that’s nacho problem. (I think that’s not your problem.) (Mrs. Roquefort appears as though her looks could kill. Roquefort is a blue cheese that acquires its blue veins or spots due to being cultured with Penicillium roqueforti.) Lay down your curds on the table. (Lay down your cards on the table.) (We gotta get going, we’re running late.) Are you the new-brie here? (Are you the newbie here?) (He can’t remember us, he’s got amnesia. Camembert is a bland, hard, and crumbly cheese that smoothens with aging. It has a rich, buttery flavor.) You’re my soul Swiss-ter. (You’re my soul sister.) Because the announcer said he was grateful for her presence. Say cheese! Oh, check under the a la curd section. (a la carte) You Brie-long With Me by Taylor Swiss. (You Belong WIth Me by Taylor Swift) Because his the-swiss was accepted. (Because his thesis was accepted.) No thanks, I’m gouda. (No thanks, I’m good.) (What have you done? You’re up to no good. Havarti is a buttery-tasting, semi-soft cheese.) No way, he’s a muenster, only if you knew. (He’s a monster. Muenster is a smooth, pale yellow cheese tasting mild to sharp.) Dobby is a brie elf. (Dobby is a free elf.) Fris-brie. (Frisbee) He’s up to no gouda. Edam. (It is a pale yellow, semi-hard cheese with a red rind.) Roar-quefort (Roquefort) Brieonce, Taylor Swiss and Justin Brie-ber. (Beyonce, Taylor Swift, Justin Beiber) Neither. I have grater plans. Do stay with us, you don’t have to be prov-alone. (Provolone is a semi-hard cheese that’s a pale yellow to whitish.) I’ve grown fondue in your absence. (I’ve grown fond of you in your absence.) I found out that my arch neme-Swiss lives there. (nemesis) Don’t be afraid, I’m Lac-ghost Intolerant. (Lactose Intolerant) I beg to disa-brie. (I beg to disagree.) Well, he’s done a gouda job. (Well, he’s done a good job.) Wish you a Brie-lliant birthday, dear. Have a hole lot of fun and be caerphilly. (Have a whole lot of fun and be careful.) He was afraid of the grate he’d score. He said that the audience was laugh-tose intolerant. She had blue cheese in her meal. His wife gave him a restraining order. Feta and paneer (w)rap Mozart-Ella. (Mozzarella) No, coz’ he cantal. (No, because he can’t tell.) Because he sold a muenster. (He sold a monster.) It was lost in the de brie. (it was lost in the debris.) The Stilton. (The Hilton) He was tired of the daily (g)rind. I’m falling to pizzas. (I’m falling to pieces.) Edam and Eve. (Adam and Eve.) How dairy? (How dare he?) The fact that everyone around it is crackers. Roquefort. I feel prov-alone. Have a gouda. (Have a good day.) A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush. They turn blue. Caerphilly. (Carefully.) In queso emergency. Yeah, it’s only mild. Never mind, it’s too gouda to be true and I think it’s holy a business move. (Never mind, it’s too good to be true and I think it’s wholly a business move.) Don’t we look gouda together? R & Brie. His lines were too sharp. “You make me melt.” You’ll always brie a part of me. (You’ll always be a part of me.) Camembert soon, we’ll brie waiting for you. (Come back soon, we’ll be waiting for you.) Hole-y and heavy emmentaler. (holy and heavy metal) Salsa. The girl said, “I’m nacho your ordinary girl.” (I’m not your ordinary girl.) Cheddar, coz it’s sharp. To shred some pounds. Gouda cheese. Don’t touch them, they are nachos. (Don’t touch them, they are not yours.) Whey would I brie if it weren’t for you! (Where would I be if it weren’t for you.) Feel at cheese, students. Wishing you all gouda luck! (Feel at ease, students. Wishing you all good luck!) Because it’s no gouda. (Because it’s no good.) (It is better to give than to receive.) I’m hole-ly unaware of that. (I’m wholly unaware of that.) It’s a gouda sign. (It’s a good sign.) He’s nacho average person. (He’s not your average person.) Cheddar, coz it’s extremely sharp. It is gouda to have you with us. (It is good to have you with us.) (It is better to be safe than sorry.) Because it’s a cheesy pickup line. It’s a boy coz Parme-son. Provolone, coz it is a Pro at it. Mascarpone. (It is a soft and thick cheese with a smooth, creamy texture and high-fat content.) Yes, it was G-rated. Because it spreads. Some prefer France while others say England. It all depends on your taste. They grew feta with it. (They grew fatter with it.) Yes, I bought a Stil’ton’. I think cheese the one. (I think she’s the one.) Racial dis’cream’ination. (Racial discrimination) With Emo-cheese. (With Emojis.) Dear dairy… (Dear diary) Cheddarbox. (Chatterbox) It was enjoying the seaside brie’ze. (breeze) Algebrie. (Algebra) Halloumi-nati. (Illuminati. Halloumi is a cheese made from goat or sheep milk with a texture like a mozzarella.) The Feta-ral Party (Federal) They have a rind-ezvous. (They have a rendezvous.) Because he goes to a companeer. (Company) (I don’t give a damn how he goes.) An Edam’s apple. (An Adam’s apple) We’re grilled to have you with us. (We’re thrilled to have you with us.) Partners in cream. (Partners in crime.) They do a ‘cream’ation. (They do a cremation.) Cottage cheese. It was full of grate-itude. (It was full of gratitude.) Because it is worth its ‘whey’t in mold. (worth its weight in gold) I’m hanging by the last shred. Be caerphil, you curd be next pal! (I’m hanging by the last thread. Be careful, you could be next pal!) By paying them a Fromage. (By paying them a homage. Fromage is the French word for cheese.) Because it was served with wine. (whine) Because it was cheese bored. (Cheeseboard) Artisan cheese. They build a Roquefort. Seeing macs her happy. (Seeing makes her happy.) In queso didn’t know it, I’m fondue. (In case you didn’t know, I’m fond of you.) Whey not? (Why not?) My blood is curdling now. Netflix & cheese with Home Provolone. (Home Alone) In a cottage. It has a Babybel. Halloumi to introduce… (Allow me to introduce..) This is nacho best work. You gouda get feta. (This is not your best work. You gotta get better.) Goat cheese. (G.O.A.T.) They were not acting mature for their age. I’m sorry, we only accept cash. Christmas, due to the birth of Chees-us. When it is pasteurized. (When it is past your eyes.) Brie, coz it won the Grand Brie It has a meltdown. Because he’s a muenster. Asiago Because it was given some Penicillium. Burrata I camembert anything. (I can’t remember anything.) It crumbled down. Colby when you reach home. (Call me when you reach home.) Because their cheese had eyes on him. They’d have named it Gorgonzola then. (Gorgonzola is one of the world’s oldest blue cheese with a crumbly texture and sharp taste.) Because it’s a Limb-urger. (Limburger is a cheese with a pungent and stinky odor with a mild flavor.) Pecorino Romano. Puns are there for every moment, be it to share a joke, or to reminisce a cringe-worthy moment, add some cheesy lines to crackle them up. They’ll make you laugh out loud and remind you of a good old-fashioned cheeseboard. These cheese puns are sure to make your audience laugh out loud. They’re also great for kids since they can use them as their jokes.
