Science isn’t always about chemical reactions, mechanics, elaborative diagrams of a cell that is indeed invisible.  Theoretically, it’s serious stuff, but practically it’s not. Or maybe it’s the other way round.  Let’s make science more interesting and pump humor out of it. Scientists and Psychologists are also studying the science behind humor and its effect on the body. Why not experiment with science and make it humorous?  So, pick up your lab coat, protective eye shield, facemask, and be cautious, as the science puns might be explosive.  These science puns are kid and students friendly. Just chill for a while. And don’t worry, your scientist’s mind is still intact.

Biology Puns

They had no chemistry. If a newborn baby is identical to his father, it is Biology. If he looks like his neighbor, it is Sociology. A criminal 7. He found his Porpoise. The Nucleus An FSH It could be discovered much earlier had it not been hiding behind two other genes. Because he was a Fun-Gi.

Mitosis

As mushroom as possible. Do you swear the tooth, the whole teeth, and nothing but the teeth? To get crowns over her teeth Why do we call them tooth fairies and not grim reapers? A Flossiraptor Because My score is below C level. It makes them more cultured. Designer Genes. Should I walk or take a dog. Despite any event, he would always look after it with all his care. That’s funny. I thought humans came in only two colors. Myelin. Thanks for the reminiscences.  I’m excited.

Physics Puns

Watt? The other one said,” Are you sure?” The first one,” I’m positive”.  On cloud nine. ‘Time-travel’. When do we want it? That doesn’t matter. A Gram Cracker ‘Quark, Quark, Quark.’ Intravenously Because if they find the position, they can’t find the momentum. If they gain momentum, they can’t find the position.  The spacebar. Experi-mint. I’m shocked. And I just can’t put it down. He was arrested without charge. Because he got lost every time, he looks at the speedometer. They Planet. Dietician, “start eating light.” 

Chemistry Puns

Foot cries ‘Au.’ A-mean-oh-acid K One molar solution. Mole-tiple choice test. BaNaNa Because they have all the solutions. Person2, “OMG!” Ambidextrous. He He He PrOCRaSTiNaTiON Silicon I Barium. 2 Na

Botany Puns- Best Science Puns

Aloe, “Long thyme no see!” She rose to the event. By using its tulips. Take it or leaf it. It turns rosy. Buds The Great gats-bee. Ketchup Pumpkin Pie. You’re looking so pricky and sharp. ‘Flourish peas of mind, Lettuce be grateful for sunshine, Squash selfishness, Turnip to aid your fellows, Devote thyme for your closed ones.’

Artificial Intelligence

Philosopher, “No. I’m concerned with the decreasing real intelligence.” The second employee, “I hope they do.” Because his skills were getting rusty. If it’s written in Python, it would probably be Machine learning. If it’s written in PowerPoint, it’s Artificial Intelligence. Breaking News, “AI has learned to code.”

Science Puns For Kids- Best Science Puns

Because he has many rings. Where is the popcorn? A bee that is flying backward. Finding half a worm inside. Eclipse it.